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#67



Points: 25
Votes: 4

Picture the scene. It’s Celebrity Apprentice 7. Donald Trump is but a twinkle in his father’s eye. The candidates have to advertise some bread (oh The Apprentice). Kenya has created a campaign revolving around how much babies love women’s arses in order to sell her bread. That went down about as well as you’d imagine. Her and her two team members were sent to the final boardroom, where – Twistos Twist alert – Kenya brought up an apparent tweet apparently tweeted by fellow candidate Vivica, which apparently said how apparently old and apparently fat and apparently going through the menopause she was. Vivica denied tweeting this, which is probably the sensible thing to do in that situation, because – Twistos Twist alert – her phone had gone missing. Their version of Claude then checked her feed, where he found the tweet in question. A huge row then broke out, with Vivica accusing Kenya of stealing her phone, an explanation which was generally accepted in order to make things a bit easier for everyone. To cut a long story short (I mean, you could have just gone and watched this on YouTube to save me having to transcribe it, right?), Kenya was fired, as yet another victim of future President von Clownsti-I mean Trump. And that was Kenya Moore.