[Jarvio]

I will do each in 1 word:

Angie - Crazy

Christopher - Boring

Danniella - Hot

Darren - Dull

David Gest - Nutter

Gemma - Common

Jeremy - Chav

John - Fake

Kristina - Non-existant

Megan - Sexy

Nancy - Arrogant

Scotty - Twat

Stephanie - Idiot

Tiffany - Diva

Winston - Terrible

Jonathan - Confusing