[kirklancaster]

MY THOUGHTS ON YOU LOVELY VIXENS SO FAR:

Mitzeeee - Amy Jade
She is Glitzee and has a sharp witzee,
And I know it's no sham
That as HUGE as I am
Her splitzee does indeed fitzee.


Mercedes-Fanjita – Adam.
As a 'ride' Fanjita is just like a 'Merc',
Such a Classy Chassis and so right for Kirk.
She is so sensual, you just cannot beat her,
That Sex Goddess, my lovely Fanjita.

LaDaysha – Jamie89
"How long can you last shagging in bed?"
I asked Sex Goddess La Daysha
And without turning red, this vixen said:
"All night and all of the day sir"

Candice – Margarine.
When I go down on this babe,
I just HAVE to utter:
She tastes so GOOD
I can't BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER”.

Courtney – ProfessorSmooth
This godess could be
One of THE friends off the box
'Cos wherever she is
There's bound to be Cox.
.

Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
This sex-bomb WANTED to be explored,
Or so I rightfully assumed,
But when she saw my manhood, she screamed
"OMG MY TEMPLE IS DOOMED!"

Betty Swollocks – Johnny123
Betty loves 'Spoonerisms', hence her witty name,
So I will try some on her by way of a game.
We'll both spoonerise characters from
The Outlaws of Sherwood;
You'll be FRIAR TUCK and I'll be ROBIN HOOD
So I will say aloud: "Betty I am HOBIN ROOD it's true"
And you say: "Kirky I'd love to TRIAR ******* with you".

Tiara – Daniel-X
Oooh, I just can't wait to get you in bed
'Cos when I think of TIARA I also think of 'HEAD'.

LaQueefshaniqua – SuperV
'DOWN UNDER' by Kirk - 'A (REAL) Man at work'
"She comes from a land down under
Where women glow and men are crap lovers
So when she's here with her legs asunder
I'll make her come like thunder under my covers"