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Originally Posted by kirklancaster View Post
MY THOUGHTS ON YOU LOVELY VIXENS SO FAR:

Mitzeeee - Amy Jade
She is Glitzee and has a sharp witzee,
And I know it's no sham
That as HUGE as I am
Her splitzee does indeed fitzee.


Mercedes-Fanjita – Adam.
As a 'ride' Fanjita is just like a 'Merc',
Such a Classy Chassis and so right for Kirk.
She is so sensual, you just cannot beat her,
That Sex Goddess, my lovely Fanjita.

LaDaysha – Jamie89
"How long can you last shagging in bed?"
I asked Sex Goddess La Daysha
And without turning red, this vixen said:
"All night and all of the day sir"

Candice – Margarine.
When I go down on this babe,
I just HAVE to utter:
She tastes so GOOD
I can't BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER”.

Courtney – ProfessorSmooth
This godess could be
One of THE friends off the box
'Cos wherever she is
There's bound to be Cox.
.

Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
This sex-bomb WANTED to be explored,
Or so I rightfully assumed,
But when she saw my manhood, she screamed
"OMG MY TEMPLE IS DOOMED!"

Betty Swollocks – Johnny123
Betty loves 'Spoonerisms', hence her witty name,
So I will try some on her by way of a game.
We'll both spoonerise characters from
The Outlaws of Sherwood;
You'll be FRIAR TUCK and I'll be ROBIN HOOD
So I will say aloud: "Betty I am HOBIN ROOD it's true"
And you say: "Kirky I'd love to TRIAR ******* with you".

Tiara – Daniel-X
Oooh, I just can't wait to get you in bed
'Cos when I think of TIARA I also think of 'HEAD'.

LaQueefshaniqua – SuperV
'DOWN UNDER' by Kirk - 'A (REAL) Man at work'
"She comes from a land down under
Where women glow and men are crap lovers
So when she's here with her legs asunder
I'll make her come like thunder under my covers"
just to let you know, i'm rooting for Amy Jade or Mitzeeee to win
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