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Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,378
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Shoplifting is not for everyone
It takes a certain knack.
I know because I tried it once
And it nearly broke my back.
I took hold of the corner shop
Thinking it would be a cinch,
But heave as I may, I'm sad to say,
I couldn't lift that shop an inch.
Only kidding Hog
I know just what you mean,
'Cos I've seen shoplifters at it
In most shops where I've been.
It's just such a pity
That the shop security cannot see
These thieving twats nicking things
'Cos they're too busy watching ME.
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