[Romantic Old Bird]

Was there another night of fumbly-wumblies?

Oh dear, not sure which is worst, Michelle's gloating afterwards, (as if she had really acheived something through weeks of dedication and won a Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award or something) or Stuart continuing his helpless ingenue act. There is something goofy-like about him. Pleasant but clueless.

Michelle took a millisecond to tell her girlie pals about the conquest, and then gave a pathetically nudge-nudge ornithological clue about the gruesome details.