Charley Uchea (1985 -)
Career....going to clubs, sponging off footballers.
Output....One unpublished diary, much verbal nonsense.
Famous creation...Hair extentions and false nails.
Infulences...Louise glover, Danielle lloyd, other dim wannabe wags.
Big break...Appearing on BB aged 22, before vanishing back into obscurity.
Invented phrase....'she had a face like a slapped lemon'
Quote.....*******ing A**eholes!
