Since you were away I won most loved, Marc got a tattoo of wee jimmy kranky on his knob (but could only fit "wee") and Livia got banned for 1 month for being from East Anglia (deserved tbh)
Arista got a new sky box, Marsh has kept his nose clean and is now a gay and Josy got married to the lead singer of Wet Wet Wet
That is you pretty much up to date
Oh and Kirk turned out to be a multi of Me I am Salman - but most people had sussed that
