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Like him or loathe him, you've got to admit Victor has a talent for one-liners.
The self-confessed Alpha Male has a huge quip bank - so huge in fact that it would take days to present them all to you.
As a result we've picked a few of our favourites...
On Himself
"I'd like to think I'm a crowd favourite. I can lie dormant for a while, then I can strike like a cobra. Or like a hunter on the prowl."
"I'm a lovable rogue. You can't help but like me."
"I was put in to ruffle some feathers. I've deflowered many virgins. I've schemed. I've done grime."
"You guys should give me some respect."
"I give it to you real in my grill. I'm funny, sexy, intelligent, crafty."
"I've been a git, but you've got to take your hat off to me."
"Straight up, pure uncensored beef, the Slick Man."
"I deserve to win. I've been kicking arses."
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This is a very funny article

Victor's one liners are very funny