Episode 2
'Chantelle: I'm in a girl band called Kandyfloss
Pete: Oh poor you'
'Chantelle: I love your hair
Pete: Oh thank you its somebody else's.'
'I feel like a cat, I need to piss on the ground to mark my territory'
'[About Celebrity vaginas] Well a twat's a twat innit'
'Goldie Looking Chain? Is that a group?'
'[Dennis ignores Pete and Jodie] HII! I'm Pete'
'Rula: There's only one shower
Pete: Oh friggin hell'
'We have to be resigned to the actual hard cold fact that they're probably going to wake us up at 7 in the morning and we are all going to look crumbled laundry and feel like sh
*t'
'BB: What do you think of the house itself Pete?
Pete: It's vile. It looks like a bad LSD induced trip to IKEA.'