crydon's pussies killer confession ( warning - some may find offensive or not a funny joke ) 21.02.16
in 2015 i got possessed
but now i need a pardon
i thought it was loved i expressed
not once but 10 times in crydon.
yes i am a animal
this will never alter
to the anonymous vet my respect is not minimal
you ruled out my slaughter.
the RSPCA are skeptical
test results will be conclusive
a sharp bladed instrument went in vertical
no one show the "fuzz" my exclusive.
i no the evidence is building
on reviewing i am self kick'n
my gloves were great for shielding
but on CCTV in M&S i brought that chicken.
i think i can be cured
there must be therapy or medication
they all did enjoy the feed and being lured
my downfall is liking strangulation.
now i have a dependency
i am going down and it don't look vertical
its due to my competency
i could be part of a team that's surgical.
to return gives me pride
this is not one of my flaws
not one bit of DNA will i provide
my pussies are clean even under the claws.
dr naomi murphy did not contradict
even if her input made me the maddest
pleasure from pain i like to inflict
truth is that i am a sadist.
you all need proof
highgate village phone box it will mail
eyes open under the red roof
in here wet pussies i did well and truely nail.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35598232