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Episode 6

20 minutes passes before Pete utters a word.

'Some of her [Jodie's] views on things I find absolutely abhorrent to my principles.'

'I wouldn't piss on her if she burst into flames'.

'I felt like I was born into the wrong vessel.'

'Jodie: 20 minutes before I walked through that door I was told my dad wouldn't be here because he was ill.
Pete: Oh here we go.'

'I think you've just pulled a crying stunt on camera because you want more sympathy. I mean I've never heard something as opportunistically sympathy grabbing as 'I swore my dad was ill? Oh do you think I poisoned by dad?' No he's on blood pressure tablets, he was feeling sick that's why couldn't come to the red carpet. And that worried you?'

Episode 7

'[About nomination results] I wish they'd just posted me a letter'

'Are we meant to turn on each other and go 'Did you vote for me? Did you vote for me?'

'Traci: She [Jodie] did say which one of you voted for me
Pete: I did!
Traci: Can you say that?
Pete: I don't care, I've just said it.'

'[About the task] For our uniform... surely we can accessorise?'

'I want to establish this, can we accessorise? It's the only thing that separates us from animals.'

'I've never seen a pig wear nice earrings'

'BB: This is Big Brother, the storeroom is now open for housemates to collect their uniforms.
[Pete and Chantelle sprint]
Pete: Back off bitch!'

'Is that it? Clogs? I need to see Big Brother right away.'

'I have an issue here. I haven't worn a flat shoe for a minute in about 18 years. The tendons at the back of my knees are shortened, have you ever seen me bare foot or in flat shoes? What's the first thing I put on? Heels.'

'Rula: Go and see Big Brother because if you penalise the right of the house.
Pete: If I told you to take your top off...'

'My first steps were in my mother's white stilettoes.'

'I'm not going to stand around like a twat with achy legs.'

'Rula: Darling I have a really bad left foot.
Pete: So?'

'Rula, you know what... **** off. Today you've really got on my nerves. Just get out of my face, you're not me mother.'

'Great. Yeah there is two toilets, you can **** and piss in the other one, I can only use that one to get ready.'

'There's a debate about the uniform, but Rula's got a bad foot and she's willing to wear a clog. So I've just told Rula to go **** herself.'

'I'll fast for two days. She's not going to rehabilitate me domestically and I've just said it like it is, **** off Rula.'

'She [Chantelle] is probably being coerced into doing topless modelling because it makes loads of money.'

'[About Faria eating spinach for the task] It's basically being forced to eat ****.'

'I'm not using reverse psychology, I want out.'

'I'm not into this zen ****, I think she's a scheming manipulative bitch.'

'I am freaked out about my bloody G-strings. They keep disappearing as well.'
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