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Old 07-03-2016, 07:38 PM #30
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ran and fell, skidding across my aunts kitchen floor and cutting above my eye open on one of the chair legs

oh the main one was probably falling down a hill at a zoo and implanting a stone into my forehead, and when the nurse was stitching it up she also stitched her rubber glove to my head
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