I saw tons of decrepit old soaks tonight drinking coffee at like 7pm (at my fife auction)
I wanted to shake them and say "this will keep you awake you stupid prick, do you not understand it has caffeine ffs"
but alas all i did was glare at them and seethe inside
in another world I walk in and hose the whole lot with a powerful water canon
also the ones who stand in my way when I am leaving with heavy boxes
