From The Sun
OBVIOUSLY still bitter at his own barnet mauling at the hands of Nicky’s scissors, Gerry had his chance to give someone else a dodgy 'do.
The recipient of his limited hairdressing skills was Ziggy, who looked terrified by his Greek friend’s advances with the scissors.
The art gallery worker set about hacking at Ziggy’s barnet just before 11pm last night, and after a few minutes of shearing proudly surveyed his handiwork.
Luckily for Zig, the hair looked very much like it had before.
Well, it couldn't be any worse than Gerry's own shocking style.
Something for the weekend sir?