I was on that dating site Plenty of Fish and I noticed a woman who had Gelotophobia - I Googled it and it's a fear of being laughed at.
I messaged her and said, 'what a terrible thing to have if you're a comedienne.'
She isn't, but I thought it would break the ice and perhaps cheer her up.
She didn't reply but I would have thought as a 37 stone woman she'd be happy with any correspondence she would get.
Apparently not.