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Old 24-07-2007, 09:12 PM #19
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Entry requirements for the Lee Strasberg Institute :


http://www.newyork-strasberg.com/int.html

· A completed Application Form. Please be sure to write very clearly and legibly.

That's no problem. Jade Goody can write in English and write neatly. If she was in a rush, then it could get messy, but she will take her time naturally

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· Passport-Size Photo of yourself for identification purposes only.

That is easily sorted and will be produced. Jade takes a nice photo My Avatar proves that

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· An Essay (no less than 125 words and no more than 250 words) describing your goals in the field of acting and why you wish to study at the Institute.

This will take about a good hour really. Jade goody will use her brain and really think hard and get it just right. No help needed..

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· Theatrical Resumé or Professional Resumé showing theatre/work experience.

I am sure that is just "red tape", she is already a superstar over here

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· Two Letters of Recommendation These letters should be from a previous/current employer, co-worker, artistic professional, teacher or academic advisor. Both letters must be written in English and signed.

Well, that is NO problem.Endemol should help her with that, after all the trouble they caused her. Placing her in that helpless position

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· Verification of Previous study. College or university transcripts and/or copy of diplomas or training certificate, if applicable.

This is once again avoidable, if it weren't, then Jade Goody wouldn't be heading to the USA for this great chance for a MASSIVE comeback

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· A Financial Statement from a bank proving that you have sufficient funds to cover tuition and living expenses (approximately $2000 per month). If the financial statement is in a name other than your own, the person whose name appears on the account must submit a letter of support.

Well, Jade Goody will fly through all of that request

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· $50.00 Application Fee payable by money order or certified check. (Cash is accepted, but it must be United States currency.)

A doddle



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Wonder who she's going to get to write the essay for her ?

Herself, who else??

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Describe your goals in the field ~:

Upwards & Onwards Jade Goody shall go. There is only ONE way, when she has been knocked down.


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Another in my long list of publicity stunts make people forget I'm a racist bully and a serial liar................ errr thats it

Negative (in all sense of the word)



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Whoever she gets to write it for her is really going to have to pad it out

So, So wrong and YOU should know OR........








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