You're 82% middle-class!
Boden are on the phone: they want to photograph your life for their next catalogue. You are middle-class through and through! Don’t be afraid; don’t be ashamed. You are not a kitten killer, you are just middle-class. For the fun of it, though, how about doing something not-middle-class this month? Like, having breakfast in Wetherspoons instead of that lovely cafe with the chalkboard outside. You might find you enjoy it.
My youngest was a Boden model for a while as it goes