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can i buy you a drink louis theroux ? (bbc2 drinking to oblivion) 25.04.16





declaring my love is not risky

i don't feel like a plonker

my respect is stronger then any whisky

louis goes down better then a vodka.

bbc2 gets praise

the insight could get no larger

hand to the glass and raise

don't worry its low proof larger.

upsetting but so very true

the end had no paradise

the non aggressive were sunny like malibu

while the others gave a headache like a bicardi no ice.

it showed the frustration

from helpers to rehab clinic

no wounder its a problem for this nation

this life is no picnic.

i don't have the solution

or i would put it down in ink

nearly every shop sells this pollution

its so massive its driving me to drink.

help yourself sends a shiver

taxes are well and truly paid

are you entitled to a new liver

or should the NHS pass you a glass and spade.

thank you louis

i adore your attitude

you always go deep and chewy

and never in a judgmental mood.