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Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 36,685
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 36,685
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April 29th 2017
BREAKING NEWS: "Police now think that Maddie was either snatched by a faction of shape-shifting Martians, or eaten by a small squad of gun-toting badgers trained by Al Qaeda using a futuristic pavlovian VR indoctrination sphere. These are the last two possibilities that don't involve either of her parents so it must be one of them."
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