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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet
im off to vote in a wee while. my wee wooden community hall, built in 1939. Iv been voting there for 15 years or so now and it will be the same 2 ladies who greet me.
I will probably open with a joke like "is this where i register to join ISIS?" or " i see you are rushed off yer feet, ill come back later (as noone will be there)"
typical dad joke fodder
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Just voted. I said "if this is the speed dating night I am here for my refund" and the two old dears cackled and said "aye an if you are awe were huv to chose fae then we want oors furst"
i love Scotland