[Stu]

Teen atheist. Turned on to hodgepodge, vague beleifs in the transcendental through years of funny business. Was obsessed with Krishna for awhile. Buddhism is literally zero craic. Tried to come to Jesus loads because some of the New Testament is profoundly beautiful and I needed the help but I couldn't keep it up (heh).

Now I don't care. I'm open minded but basically faithless and in the same lager nihlist stew most people around me are in. I'm mostly happy.

Got sorted into Ravenclaw, alright.