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Here's mine:

The show opens with Emma on the new Diary Room chair. An ominous-sounding Big Brother says "Hello Emma" to which Emma replies, "Hi Big Brother".

"The plans are finalised," Big Brother says. "All protocols are in place. The Others have been recruited. Have you the new housemates for me?" says BB. Emma places her hand to her ear for confirmation, before confirming "Yes, Big Brother. The housemates are in the cars now." The camera cuts to a series of black cars driving towards the compound.

"Thank you Emma. You may now leave the Diary Room."

The new titles then roll and we see Emma inside the house. "Welcome to Big Brother 2016! Boy, I'm excited. This year, nothing is the same, and look! I'm here in the main house, shall we take a look around?"

Emma then conducts a 10-minute house tour showing all of the rooms in the house. As she finishes the tour, Big Brother calls out "This is Big Brother. Emma, will you please collect the housemates." She heads up the staircase and waits by the doors, which open to the cheers of the crowd outside.

Walking down the steps, Emma reveals "this year, we have TWO HOUSES!" The crowd goes wild. "We've been trying to keep as much as we can under wraps this year but boy, do we have some big treats for you this year. The new housemates have no idea as they've been in hiding, but there's going to be a dark and ominous force coming from that second house this year... and they're called... THE OTHERS!" A lightning clap sounds and the new studio turns red momentarily. The crowd goes oooooh!

"More on that later," she says mischievously. "Now we don't want our new housemates to have any idea what's going on in this brand new house right here. So we're going to throw them off the scent. Listen carefully. In a moment we'll meet our new housemates, and they're all going to enter via our BRAND NEW second house." The new house interior flashes up on the screens.

"When they've all got there, they will have just 90 seconds to decide which THREE housemates to leave behind in the Other house, before the rest of them enter the main house. On Friday's show, YOUR votes will decide which one of the three remaining housemates in the Other house will remain as the final Other and which two will join their fellow housemates in the main house. The main housemates will think that one of remaining 3 has been evicted but oh, no! The remaining housemate in the Other house will be joined by 5 more faces... and boy, will they be causing some trouble."

"Don't worry if that all seems a bit complicated, I'll explain again later on. Before that though, we need to meet our housemates. Join us after the break when housemate number 1 will enter the new house!"

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