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HE was Big Brother’s most outspoken housemate — now Victor Ebuwa is The Sun’s new BB columnist.
He’s signed up to the show’s official paper and gets stuck into his ex-housemates here, in the first of his occasional columns . . .

I COULDN’T stop laughing when I heard the housemates were being put into shackles.


Michelle and her ground rules — she should shut her face. That girl’s nuts.

BB was unkind, but if they were going to be really unkind they should have handcuffed Jason and Nadia together.

We’d have had a ratings timebomb — those two can’t stand each other.

Stu has a soft spot for Shell but Michelle’s not even going to allow him to entertain those thoughts. When Stu comes out I’m going to slap him into shape.

I can’t understand why he and Michelle are the headlining act. They’re just two dry characters. When she gets out, Michelle will drop him like a bad habit.

Stu likes her, but he’s not serious, he’s naive. He is ruled by her. I’m not surprised they slept together — it was more her choice. They have nothing in common. She’s a spoilt brat.

Michelle was bitching about her sister all day, how she gets everything she wants. But every time there’s a task, she’s always got to be the headline act.

She has to be the sergeant, the bride at the wedding — she HAS to be NO1.

The whole show was made for Michelle and Stuart and it started p***ing me off.

All Michelle had going for her was that she liked to get her t**s out every two minutes. It’s not that interesting.

She’s a bunny boiler. You can’t get two minutes of Stu’s time without her slithering across the room to hold his hand.

Stu was stuck to my foot like dog s*** in a park the first couple of weeks — then all of a sudden the guy is up her arse.

He used to hang with the Jungle Cats, now he’s just a domesticated feline.

Shell’s not that bad, but she needs to get more tricks up her sleeve. Everyone keeps defending her, but she called me a ******* for no reason. Am I supposed to take that?

As for Dan — he’s going to be a washed- up wedding singer by the time this finishes.

He doesn’t want to win. Why the hell is he there? His whole life is a publicity stunt. I want Jason to win — if not him, then Nadia. At least she’s being herself, but she should come clean that she’s a transsexual.

If you’re proud of who you are, you don’t hide it. She was a dipstick anyway.

Jason will go livid because she hit him. The only reason why he didn’t hit her was because she was a woman.

He’ll be all right with Michelle. But Jason knows he has to socialise. Whether or not he can be bothered is a different matter.

The next few days are touch and go for him. He needs to return to the fun-loving guy he was in the first two weeks. He’s not vain, that’s just all they show of him.

I hope he can turn it around and that Michelle goes on Friday, but I won’t lie — apart from Jason and Ahmed, I don’t give a stuff about those guys. They’re jackasses.

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