[Clootie Dumpling]

Yes, Chelsea's a slimy little ****er, who tried to get his leg over by giving the impression he was single.

Gold-digger Jayne was probably flattered and scurried home to check out his credentials via her PI service. When she discovered his 'complicated' attachment, she felt aggrieved, as she wouldn't have his undivided attention or his dosh, so she confronted him in an attempt to get him to commit to her exclusively.

Being the man he is, Chelsea Big Bollocks wasn't going to be dictated to by a woman and, recognising Jayne for the bunny boiler she is, told her to **** off and made a swift bee-line for the exit.

Not the most gallant of behaviour, I'll admit, but that doesn't make him the monster that Jayne has convinced herself he is.

I suspect that Chelsea's 'complicated' situation has a lot to do with his volatile nature, (watching him work himself up over nothing in the house is hilarious), his struggle with commitment and his reluctance to learn Swedish. His 'wife' probably told him to shape up, grow up and cough up, so Chelsea did a runner.

I don't think he owes her an apology - anyone could see from a mile off what he's like, so it serves her right if she got her fingers burned. Chelsea's advice would probably be to reiterate what he said in the DR on Friday, 'If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!'