Last flight I was on (EasyJet, woop woop!) the flight attendant was a very flamboyantly camp Glaswegian lad. His interactions with the group of increasingly-drunk 30-40 year old guys clearly off on a "blokes holiday" actually made up the bulk of my in flight entertainment

. "Och! Right! That's it fellaz, A'm cuttin' yeez aff!" as he grabs the mini-cans of Budweiser back from them and storms off dramatically. Heh...
But yeah, on topic, bloody stupid job to require hells for

. Impractical and pointless.