[IhateMichelle]

I don't know what Channel 4 are doing but if they ARE actually trying to get rid of Michelle then I'm all for it - whoever came up with describing her as a 'bunny boiler' is a genius. I have absolutely despised her from about week 2, or around the time she first started devouring Stuart (probably the most boring person in the world). It was that time they were in bed and kissing and then she said ' will you be ok with me in the morning?' 'Kiss me Stu and tell me it'll be ok' - Oh my God, you'd have thought someone had died. It's one thing being insecure and clingy and needy but she really takes the biscuit. She has then gone on to show what a self-centred, selfish, attention-seeking, psycho she is. That time she got nominated by Becky she lost the plot so much I thought she was gonna stab someone.(But she didn't lose the plot in a funny Ahmed way, just in a bunny-boiling one) As for the whole bride thing and her resentment at having a minor role, well that speaks for itself. Now she's started telling Stu he shouldn't go and see his family when he gets out but should shack up with her...this isn't young love, it called mentally unstable. And seeing her victimize Shell today - forcing her to sleep in scratchy tracksuit bottoms...I was begging she would wake up and catch the love of her life cuddling up to Shell.
She just has to go, if anything because she'll take it more badly and unsportsmanlike than anyone in the history of Big Brother - probably chain herself to Stuart and refuse to leave or persuade him he should leave with her.

'Out, out, out' with the 'fat Geordie Scrubber' as the Mirror's Kevin O'Sullivan calls her.