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Originally Posted by erinp5

The 5 stages of accepting an awkward secret mission | Day 23
What happens when you give some housemates power over other housemates? They make each other do stupid things, of course! This afternoon, after making Lateysha impersonate farmyard animals, Head Office decided to exploit their power again by giving employee Andy a secret mission: he had to pretend to be a cat.
Stage 1: Disbelief



When he first got the call, Andy wasn't sure he'd heard his bosses correctly. They wanted him to be a cat? Yes. They wanted him to be a cat.

Stage 2: Hysteria



Once he'd hung off the phone, Andy dissolved into uncontrollable giggles. As you do, when your employers have just made a completely unreasonable demand.

Stage 3: Experimentation



Slowly, he started to come to terms with his mission, and started incorporating some cat-like mannerisms into his behaviour. Rawr.

Stage 4: Panic



After a couple of tentative "meows", the reality of his situation started to sink in, and Andy allowed himself a moment of panic. Then he muttered "ah, dignity, dignity" to himself and got on with it.

Stage 5: Acceptance



Ultimately, Andy embraced his role, padding across the floor and purring.

That's right, Andy. Do it for the company.