"And the NYTOL award for most useless, boring, and soporofic HouseMate goes to......
ALEX.
"And the JUDAS award for most treacherous, manipulative, back-stabbing HouseMate goes to......
ANDY.
"And the HOUDINI award for the greatest escapology feat by a HouseMate who has avoided been evicted and bounced back, goes to......
LAURA
"And the GLORIA SWANSON award for the most comical but delusional HouseMate goes to......
CHELSEA
"And the HG. WELLS award for the most opinionated but background hugging invisible HouseMate goes to......
LATEYSHA
"And the ROCK HUDSON award for the most fake, stage-managed showmance between two HouseMates, goes to......
RYAN and HUGHIE
"And the MICHAEL SCOFIELD award for the HouseMate who is most enjoying his new found freedom since Charlie was evicted, goes to......
JASON
"And the BOB MARLEY award for the most confused 'wannabe' HouseMate, goes to......
JACKSON
"And the GIANT HAM award for the longest running most obviously fake performance by a hammy actress, goes to......
JAYNE
"And the HYSTERIA LANE award for the most pathetically desperate would be Scouse Wife (Alex), goes to......
EVELYN
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