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Default Man Not Sure Why Girlfriend Having Him Hang Cluster Of Empty Picture Frames



Highgate, London: After receiving the mystifying task of hanging an array of nine empty picture frames of various sizes on the couple’s living room wall Thursday, local man Justin Anuz reportedly admitted that while he wasn’t sure where his girlfriend, Cherie Glass, was headed with this idea, he was at least willing to go along with it. “Is this kind of what you were thinking?” asked the man tentatively while positioning the frames in a straight line, prompting laughter and a swift correction from Glass as he struggled to comprehend her puzzling vision. “Oh, like, all together in a bunch? With the little red one down there? Uh, okay, I guess.”

Later Glass directed Anuz's attention to an old, weathered tin box, which he deduced was either garbage she wanted him to throw away or a central decorative element in some master plan that he was still straining to unravel.

Source: The Onion
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