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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

It doesn't sell, is the long and short answer.

Just look at those cheap tat gossip mags which are full of nothing-news... it's STILL all awful.

"How a fat belly killed my sister!"
"I thought I had stubbed my toe BUT IT WAS CANCER!"
"My stepdad fingered my cat to death!"

Make that into a Film.