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STU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO ESCAPE MICHELLE
Kevin O'Sullivan
"THEY won't be handsome for long," screamed psycho woman Michelle as she threatened to rearrange the faces of stupid Stuart's gaggle of loser friends.
Even though they're rather ugly Stu's chums call themselves Team Handsome.
During their video link they steered into dangerous territory by telling their boring chum that a mystery woman was desperate for his phone number. Having completed her frightening metamorphosis into a howling green monster, the fat Geordie tart spat: "They better not give your number to anyone, or I'll beat them up."
Mad Michelle then hysterically barked at an anxious Stu: "That girl exists, doesn't she? Even if she does exist - you don't like her anymore."
"Right," whimpered Dumbo Stu in lapdog fashion, adding incomprehensibly, "There isn't an existence of that person."
As Jason astutely pointed out, Stuart will be lucky if he ever manages to shake off Michelle's suffocating attention.
Now a round-the-clock sulker, little Jay, 30, was all smiles when his gay mate Dan, 30, asked him to join in the fun.
With scary Michelle and scarecrow lookalike Shell, 22, ready to hoist the sad Scotsman on to his shoulder, Dan shrieked: "Let me see if I can lift you."
Jason really got into the spirit of things with his hilarious come-back line: "I can't be arsed."
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