[Lauren]

When reached for a comment, Paris said “Blueberry toaster fishtank speedway!” She then flashed a peace sign and her vagina PMSL. (PS. I know thats not real, still funny).

But on a more serious note:

“I ordered a Hummer hybrid,” she told Us.

Really?

“Such a car doesn’t exist,” a Hummer spokesman says.

I wish she wouldn't act and say things for publicity, cos then things like this happens and she looks silly.