[Clootie Dumpling]

I went off him immediately when he couldn't stop remarking how big scuffer Chloe's tits were - even Lewis said he thought it was a bit out of order.

He seemed to be having a fairly normal conversation in the garden later, but I expect his hormones and the idea that he needs to 'perform' all the time will get the better of him and he'll end up being the total knob I expected him to be at the start.