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Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

I found this online and chuckled.

Spoiler:

Draco: "oh look, I had a time turner the whole time and it's an even better version. How convenient!"

Ron: "hoho, I'm the comic relief, so I talk like I'm literally half retarded"

Scorpius: "I know the exact reactions of potion ingredients in my fourth ****ing year"

Hermione: "better not lock the door so that two students can't just get in with a simple spell, wouldn't want my office to be secure"

Harry: "divination from centaurs are so accurate, I'll just go nuts and continue to behave like vernon dursley."

Albus: "better tell everyone in the new timeline that they have the wrong job or wife, even after it's completely clear, that everything changed. Also, I better sound like a 4 year old when he learns santa isn't real

Mess ^

I guess a lot of that had to be done for the plot and story. I'm sure if JK had full control/passion into this it wouldn't be as messy