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shazia mirza - marry me and lend me the money for my house (wrightstuff inspired this) 03.08.16

　

not only is shazia funny

it goes deeper then a bank

two in one access to humour and money

for this lady on the wrightstuff I am hank.

we can buy a castle

live happily is no exaggerate

if you promise to shout "allahu Akbar" with the parcel

demented will be our neighbours in Highgate.

every day you can grind

I may even come and watch you on stage

payment for your work please be blind

i will document all and add to page.

you only have one obligation

after all I am your spouse

its written quite clear in this declaration

your only use is to lend me the money for my house.



( I would like to make clear that I do not mean to be derogatory with my poem and I hope you can all see the joke. if shaz agrees to marry me - I will set the wedding for 1 april so its not to cold. ps all invited but no jokers.i have sent my proposal I mean poem to shazia but if she see's it in Highgate before hand she can email me at the lastdespardoinhighgateDOTcom )