[Xanzia]

At the start of this whole BB car wreck Sam asked to be taken back into the hearts of the British public again. A strange request because she is trying to go back in time to when she was relevant as a bit of a Page 3 trollop in the early 80s. But, that was more than 20 years ago, and she is a lesbian now, both of which mean that she not only old, but also, completely unattractive to her 'fan base' of teenage frappers like me - a bit like looking at an old piece of leather in shorts and a blonde wig.