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Originally Posted by Xanzia
At the start of this whole BB car wreck Sam asked to be taken back into the hearts of the British public again. A strange request because she is trying to go back in time to when she was relevant as a bit of a Page 3 trollop in the early 80s. But, that was more than 20 years ago, and she is a lesbian now, both of which mean that she not only old, but also, completely unattractive to her 'fan base' of teenage frappers like me - a bit like looking at an old piece of leather in shorts and a blonde wig.
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I'm sure she would find your charming description of her extremely flattering. (By the way, when did someone being a lesbian stop a bloke from knocking one out over them? I thought it might even raise the appeal to some...)
However, loath as I am to let facts get in the way of a tasty piece of vitriol, we should acknowledge that she had 12 hit singles (2 of which were top 5 in America!) in 15 countries, so she was/is more than just a mature pair of tits.
Personally, I think she still looks good and I'd rather spend an hour with her than most of the bellends in the house.