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Originally Posted by kirklancaster
Do you SERIOUSLY believe that Bear is such a 'superman' that he is impervious to anything but Green Kryptonite'?
The guy is a TOTAL bully AND a TOTAL coward. It is ALL a massive FRONT.
He BACKED DOWN from Heavy D. He BACKED DOWN and wilted like a little flower in a drought at the mere SIGHT of the beefy Security Guard.
The times are too NUMEROUS to count, when he has instantly capitulated and said "SORRY" repeatedly in staccato fashion, or WITHDRAWN and fallen SILENT, when challenged about his behaviour by various HM's.
He SULKED like the imbecilic 5 year old he truly is after being awarded the 'Eternal Nomination', AND has done so on other occasions.
Don't make me laugh - the sad twat is a PUSSY.
He FRETS and WORRIES when he is remonstrated with, and CANNOT handle criticism or being DISLIKED.
He is a YOB, but a CUNNING yob with a GAME PLAN, and that game plan hinges TOTALLY on being the obnoxious 'BAD BOY' and PRANKSTER, who will be seen by the BB viewers as THE ultimate 'ENTERTAINER', because 'with him there is never a DULL minute'.
UNFORTUNATELY, the tedious, boorish bore, has MISCALCULATED, because there is NOTHING entertaining about trying to make oneself LOOK taller by pushing others deep into the mud.
There is NOTHING remotely 'funny' about humour which CRUELLY relies on making others the butt of the joke.
There is NOTHING remotely 'entertaining' about selfishly IMPOSING one's LOUTISH behaviour on the rest of the HM's.
The late, GREAT, 'Once And Future Champ' Muhammad Ali, had the teasing, wickedly mischievous boastful humour which ENDEARED himself to us, and which idiot Bear is striving to emulate, but UNLIKE Bear, Ali ALWAYS had a glint in his eye which illustrated that he was joking, and a self-deprecating smile which betrayed humility.
Like those 'Turns', who are sometimes booked by 'Concert Secretaries' to appear in 'Working Men's Clubs' in the North, and then who spend the entire night playing current ROCK music despite the average age of the audience being 65 - the detestable Bear, is only ENTERTAINING himself, and it will not be long before he he is PAID OFF and FECKED OFF.
He will NOT win.
I will personally accept your bet on that.
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Excellent post, Kirk. You have perfectly summed up Bear and what is wrong with his attempt at 'entertainment' as well as with his attitude.
The only funny moments he has contributed were the incident with the security guard- which was totally unintentional- and his impression of Lewis last night.
The difference you highlight between him and Ali shows how amateurish his attempts at humour are. True humour comes naturally and from within, and allows others to laugh along with it. Bear is merely acting out what he thinks is funny, and it really doesn't have the same effect- it's either just nasty targeting of others or silly, clownish and idiotic actions, which I witnessed at the circus as a kid, and which wears thin very, very quickly.
What I would give for someone with the humour of Julian Clary, or someone similar, who is naturally witty and able to deliver brilliant one-liners.