Great poems Hog and Gusto
I haven't done one this series because I'm, well, not very good at them. But Saira...
So here it is, I call it
'What Were You Thinking'...
Saira Saira, the original Apprentice
Was runner up through skill and her fierceness
But on BB, evicted through shallowness
The public voted for ****'s and a penis
Another bad result for female participants
A negative message to future applicants?
Rewarding the housemates who least deserve it
What were you thinking when you voted for dimwits?!