King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.
BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.
Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?
BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.
I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.
BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.