Hide under my duvet. Because a duvet is clearly strong enough to save me from something thats going to eat me alive
I actually have paranoia in the night, always think I hear someone coming up the stairs and always imagine some big hairy dud with a knife. Unfortunately I am no longer allowed to cower in terror as I think kids room is closest to stairs so he would do them first, so every night, without fail...at least once I get up thinking I am about to be murdered and am prepared to push some invisible bad guy down the siars..and end up sitting watching them sleep for a few mins then shuffling back off to be feeling stupid. But this is constant :S