I'd be so upset if I upset you
I would take you for a champagne picnic by a lake and arrange for cute puppies to run in with little bandannas, then promise never to be hurtful again. Until the next time I accidentally did it, and then it would be more picnic and puppies. Perhaps a talking parrot that swears too.
And then I would try really really hard not to do it again. Because there's only so many times you can apologise
