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Originally Posted by Tom*
How would you make me feel calm and relaxed after a stressful day?
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Sweet thing, I'm sorry you had such a horrible day. Let me ply you with alcohol and give you a full body massage. Then I will order your favourite takeaway, sit with you while you watch a movie I hate, and even laugh in all the right places.
By then you will be happier, and then Ill make you ecstatic.