[Ian Coke]

Lewis, admittedly, is not a great guy, but Colin's something else. Constantly picking on anyone he thought was 'weaker' than him, usually the ladies, like a woman-hating, horror movie psycho.

It's difficult to say who'd win the fight. Colin would fight dirty, I'm guessing. Lewis might try to punch Colin out, old school rules, but Colin would be attempting to tear Lewis' undercarriage off with his food-stained teeth, then bugger and slobber him to death, I fear.