I enjoyed that rubbish a lot!
6th Frankie - Shine like a Frankie and finish 6th!
5th Aubrey - Off she goes to play at sell-out venues at homeless shelters near Madison Square Garden. What a career.
4th Marnie - I am still wondering about her publicity photo for the show, and a Geordie slapper without a beer belly is a rare sight.
3rd Renee - Will she have Bear assassinated by the mob?
2nd Ricky - Who? What? Why?
1st Bear - the Peter Pan of reality TV wins a heroic victory, and he is so pretty. Let there be celebrations, children dancing in the streets and eternal friendship as a new age dawns.
Did you put your lumpage on Bear? I did.