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Kevin O'Sullivan..

WEASELS" ARE PREDICTABLE

HERE they go. With a tedious predictability the duplicitous little weasels are all now jostling for position in their pathetic attempts to "win" this sad and pointless contest.

Desperate Dan launched the collective tirade of love-me-do pleading by trying to seduce us with his self-effacing modesty.

"I'm just not the sort of person people want as their winner," he declared in a transparent bid to persuade viewers otherwise. Sadly, the gangling gay loser is absolutely right - he is NOT the sort of person we want to win anything, let alone Big Brother.

"There are bigger characters in here than me," he added accurately, before inaccurately citing boring Nadia as one of them.

I assumed that when dullard Dan, right, started droning on about Nadia's "immense, massive character" it was a reference to the ridiculous former bloke's enormous bulk.

The only reason I actually want the transsexual to triumph is because, jokes aside, she's had a difficult life and if such trifles make her happy - what the hell.

And boy, does she deserve it more than the other remaining morons.

Especially that two-faced git Jason, who is suddenly pretending to be Mr Nice Guy so the audience stops hating him quite so intensely.

After sulking round the clock for weeks, the psychotic Scotsman was all fake smiles as he announced: "I'm just so excited now. I'm really thrilled."

Yeah right. Perceptive viewers saw through that bunny boiling slut Michelle - so I have complete confidence they'll not fall for Jay's last-minute manoeuvres.

And as for stupid Stuart and shabby Shell - sod 'em.

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