Day 67, 11:36
Monday 02 August
Housemates got a shock while relaxing in the sunshine this morning - the Voice of God told them they had one hour to pack their suitcases.
And the ensuing fear that one of them may be evicted tonight has sent the House into a panic.
"I'm going to have a panic attack! One hour!" shrieked Nadia, shocked and seemingly insulted at Big Brother's direction.
So concerned was she with the sudden order she needed to sit down and have a cigarette with Shell to calm her frayed nerves. "One hour!" she kept crowing, like a rooster at dawn.
"******* me!" said Shell. "Oh well, at least I'll get to see Scott," she said, convinced she's leaving. Then she instantly organised her 'remaining' time in the House. "Let's just have a bath, shave, fake tan, then... chill."
"I haven't even done my nails!" Nadia fussed. "Big Brother this is not fun at all. To pack and look gorgeous! Pur-lease."
Nadia told Shell to stop saying she had a feeling she was going. Especially as she had the same feeling.
"Oh my God. My legs. How minging..." Cried Nadia.
Daniel began panicking that he needed to bleach his head, or the bit of hair that remained on it. "Oh, I'll just shave it," he decided.
Jason was the only housemate to be unconcerned, sitting up in bed undressed and telling Dan he would go as he was, if called to do so. "I like this spur of the moment kinda s***," he said. "I'm a spur of the moment kinda guy."
Jason thought the whole bag-packing might be just Big Brother messing with them, but Dan couldn't see what the point would be.
"For this!" Jason chirruped. "Chaos!"
Check back to see if it was worth all the panic...
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