And, to be honest, doing a nightclub PA isn't too different from a night out.

Paid for partying, and access to hotter girls. Gaz beadle must feel like the king of North East. Plus the media love him, now that footballers are expected to be clean cut boring and married at 25, Gaz gives the showbiz gossip columnists a male lothario living the dream - media stable - something to write about now that Russell Brand, Mick Jagged and Hugh Grant have swapped womens knickers for baby's nappies.