1999 - I had a dog who always travelled with me in my car. He was a CARPET.
2005 - I had another dog who used to be in the Parachute Regiment He was a PARAPET.
2006 - I had a pup who was so obedient, he did everything I wanted. He was my PUPPET.
2007 - I had a little cat who loved listening to pop music. She was my POPPET.
2008 - I had a doggy who was a trained hairdresser. He was my SNIPPET.
2009 - I married my wife and became her MUPPET.

Only jesting.
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"Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but they are not entitled to their own facts". Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927-2003)
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